In conclusion, do not speak to me like we are equals and there will be no problems, thank you. Some of the things I'll do this game may seem irrational at the time - but I can assure you, every action that I take has a greater meaning, and unless you also have high IQ you'll probably not understand the "questionable" things I do this game. Hello team, I'd like to preface this message through making you guys aware of the fact that I am a high IQ player. I'm only plat and I already get much better scores. Your silver fanboys might like you, but I'd fuck you up on the rift. There's a reason Europe never wanted you. ![]() And you call yourself "challenger"? Don't make me laugh. Yasuo is a 10/10 skillcap champ along with a few others among 120+ champions, and mastering him takes times + patience because one mistake in early lane can be fatal to your entire early-mid game, and if he doesnt excell in mid game his late game won't come soon enough to make the difference, mostly butthurt peeps cry about him because they never had the nerve to learn Call Yourself Challenger? CopypastaĠ/0/0? Lol. Yasuo CopypastaĪny1 trashtalking yasuo has never played him on his full potential, mostly zed mains crying when they lose to god ones. I will put fury all over you and you will drown in it. ![]() But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goshdang idiot. If only you could have known what your little “TSM sucks” comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have fricking shushed. Not only am I trained in Katarina and Master Yi, but I have access to every single champion in game (even the unreleased ones) and I will use them to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the world, you little poop. I can be on any account, anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over a million billion ways, and that’s just with Teemo’s mushroom. As we speak I am contacting Riot HQ across the USA and you're being traced right now so you better prepare to forfeit your skins. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over in game DMs? Think again, fricker. I will wipe you the heck out with skill that has never been seen before on this Rift, mark my fricking words. You are nothing to me but another Tyler1. ![]() I am trained in map awareness and I’m the top midlaner in the entire NA. What the heck did you just fudging say about me, you little Yordle? I’ll have you know I readed the top of my class in the Bronze league, and I’ve been involved in numerous Twitch streams, and I have over 300 confirmed op.gg kills. I will $%!# fury all over you and you will drown in it. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your wangtanglepool tongue. Not only am I extensively trained in axe combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Noxus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little snarflazar. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my lizard, Skaarl. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of sneaky-sneaks across Noxus and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. You think you can get away with saying that $%!# to me over the Boards? Think again, rabbler-flertner. I will wipe you the frizit out without precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Runeterra, mark my der-fluppin' words. You are nothing to me but just another target. I am trained in CHAAAAAAARGE!!! warfare and I’m the top Skaarl rider in the entire Noxian armed forces. What the frizit did you just fraznacki say about me, you little flea-bucket? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class as Lieutenant Sergeant Commodore, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Ionia, and I have over 300 confirmed item slots. This is unacceptable and we will do better, starting with the closure of League of Legends forever. For those of you who don’t know, League of Legends is a game about being nice to each other and finding lasting friendships.Īs you know, League of Legends has become a salty pit for the past 10 years, and is not something we intended to put you all through again.
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